Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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