How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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