Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

knock knock

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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