Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Anti Joke

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