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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

dick dick dick... frogs

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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