There are two types of people in the world: humans

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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