- Anti Joke

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.