why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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balls

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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