Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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