Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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