1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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