what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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