What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Elizabeth Warren

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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