- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Knock knock ... No ones home

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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