Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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