Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Justin's hair

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Ken wins!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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