I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Mormons having fun.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

I have aids

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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