- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

woman's rights

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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