In soviet russia, roses are violet

He walked in a bar

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

luke moore cant pull it back

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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