- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Poop

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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