Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

HURT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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