what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Joke

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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