- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

my whole life!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Grammer is very important

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