What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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knock knock no ones home

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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