- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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