Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Jaden McMichael

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Are you Drew?

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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