what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A man sat on a chair

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

canaan and mallory

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Black people having a Job.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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