Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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