- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

U mad?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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