- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Jesus was a good guy

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

The Barackness Monster

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Brad Fuller!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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