who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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