- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Rachel not blowing Robert.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

raisin boogers

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what's the difference between a crocodile?

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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