A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Knock Knock Go Away

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What is a chair?

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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