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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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