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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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