- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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