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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your no better than a cockroach

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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