"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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run farther?

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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