Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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