Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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My friend harris is fat.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man walks into a bar

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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