- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Woman's rights

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Basically copying you.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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