- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why didn't he finish his

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

yes... that's the joke

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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