- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

This is a joke. Laugh!

anti jokes are for fags

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

we all know sammi has a penis

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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