- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

learn the ropes?

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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