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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.