- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

purple pickles

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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