- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

you lose.

haha