What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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