- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

what do u call a black person by his name

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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