Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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