- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How do you make a car? You build it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

The NBA and womens sports

knock, knock whos there child molestor

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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