What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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