- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock no ones home

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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