Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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BIG PENIS

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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The NBA and womens sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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