Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Samraj.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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cancer

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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