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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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