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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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