- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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