Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

captcha: all yer base

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

I am a joke. I am funny.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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