- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Misner is a twat.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Knock Knock Go Away

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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