- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Anti Joke

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Whats an Anti Joke

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)