- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

spell backwards: taco cat

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Your mother is average.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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