- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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