When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

whats good about poland... fukk all

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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