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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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