Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Gun Control

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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