- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A midget walks under a bar

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

This sentence is false.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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