- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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