Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Your mother is average.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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