A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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knock knock

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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fruit salad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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