Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Anti Joke

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