- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Yo mamas so fat.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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