Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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