to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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I have a gay camel

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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