Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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