Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Lil' Wayne

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Samraj.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

420

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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