Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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