- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Women.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Tunechi

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??