- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

I pooped.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Bean.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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