- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Terry has ebola

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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