What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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politically correct!

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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heads up!

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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