- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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So a seal walks into a club..

Yes!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What color is red paint? Red

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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