Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Women's rights.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

heyy emit chase wazzup

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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