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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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