Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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