- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

I drive a 'rarri

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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