- Anti Joke

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Yo mamas so fat.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.