Scott Gomez

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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