- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Black Friday

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

My kids are mistakes.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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