roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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This is not a joke

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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